Just Another Manic Monday!

So here's another typical day in my life. My 8-5 job was uneventful. Just the usual Monday chaos and trying to keep the men at work happy. Ok, that didn't sound quite right..lol. I work in an aerospace manufacturing facility where the majority of the workforce is men. The executive team is all men except for our CFO, the engineering department (I use that term loosely) is men except for their assistant, and so on. Unfortunately there isn't a lot of eye candy in our plant (not that I'm looking heehee) but the mixture of personalities make up for that. There never seems to be a lack of drama going on with these guys and most times it can be quite amusing! Anyway...that's 8-5. Fast forward to 5 pm, quitting time: By 5:06 I'm home and making dinner while signing into my parttime MT job. Quick dinner while I work for a couple hours trying to understand the jibberish the doctor is spitting out while he's taking a pee or whatever else he was doing before he flushed the toilet. Then it's off to Hellmart aka Walmart to get groceries. Oh yes, let's discuss how much fun shopping can be with the freaks of Palm Bay out in full force. I'm sure y'all have seen the website http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/, if not you must check it out! I swear half those photos come from our store. Anyway, tonight was no different with the usual rednecks and God knows what else those things were, but the one that annoyed me the most was this woman strutting around in her stilletos with her bluetooth device in her ear, short little skirt, and her ipod in her bra..but she wasn't listening to it with earbuds...NOOOOO..she had to share her "Retards Attempting Poetry (RAP)" with all of the store. My head was pounding by the time I got to the checkout. Guess who gets in the line next to me! Ok, now I'm ready to strangle the shit out of this woman! And wouldn't you know it, this ipod,, scantly dressed @#%&#@^ is using food stamps! I wonder if that BMW out in the lot was hers too! Oh don't get me started on the people that take advantage of the system! Whew...I feel better now :)

Now it's almost 9:30, almost time to get to bed and do it all over again tomorrow without the trip to Hellmart.  I think I need a Cap'n and Coke first! Cheers all! :)